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A Visit From My Muse

Dirty_dishes‘Twas the night before deadline, and all through the place
The dust bunnies were mating and taking up space.
The dishes were stacked in the kitchen in piles,
While crumpled up notes filled the circular file.

My lovers were nestled all snug in the bed,
With nary a conflict to mess with their heads.
And the villain in his wisdom, had gone to the coast
For a nice long vacation and a good Christmas roast.

My outline was there on my Scrivener screen
While my eyes were wide open, high on caffeine.
With Kitty in her basket, and I in my sweats
Was just thinking about having my last cigarette.

simbadeskSmallWhen there on my laptop appeared a strange sight
That at first I mistook for a bad megabyte.
“Windows I hate you”, I said in a wail
“Why did you wait for my deadline to fail?”

But the blue on the screen of my Sony Vaio
Gave the feeling that failure was certain, you know?
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature goddess in a gown oh-so-sheer,

Made of fine silky fabric, in sparkly bright hues,
I knew in a moment it must be my muse.
More comely than starlets in movies was she
But she snorted and grimaced and pointed at me.

Calliope, Muse of Epic Poetry

Calliope, Muse of Epic Poetry

And then, in a twinkling, I heard in my head
The voice of my muse as she whispered and said,
“Your villain’s a wimp, he’s a really big goof,
And, honestly, honey your hero’s aloof.”

“Your heroine’s almost too stupid to live,
And your plot is so holey it looks like a sieve.
But I’ve got some ideas that might get you on track,
If you’d feed me some coffee and a chocolaty snack.”

So up from my desk I sprang with like a flash,
Pulled open my drawer for my M&M stash.
And I fed her a snack that was wickedly sweet.
And she gobbled it up. She was not even neat.

She spoke no more words, but went straight to her work,
And filled all my plot holes, then turned with a smirk.
And smiling a smile that was full of good cheer,
She nodded her head and then disappeared.

I ran to my story, and gave a big whistle.
All my problems had flown like the down of a thistle.
So I wrapped it all up, mailed it far out of sight.
“Happy deadline to me, and at last a good-night!”

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Twas the Night Before Christmas

A Writer’s Christmas Poem

‘Twas the night before Christmas,
When all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even my computer mouse;

Meet Golden Heart Finalist Kenneth Zak

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Confessions of a “man” in romance, 2010 Golden Heart Finalist Kenneth Zak:

 Golden Heartfelt thanks Elisa for my first ever guest-blog invitation.  Talk about trying to squeeze into ruby slippers, well here it goes.  I’m a Vespa-driving poet, writer, surfer, swimmer, attorney from San Diego, California.

But a man in romance you ask?  Well, I was haunted by a poet contemplating suicide and a woman searching for eternal love and realized they were plodding along opposite ends of the same path.  Realizing nothing more than a breath separated the two, poetry and prose poured into a tale filled with mystical sea turtles, mermaids, sunken treasure and the young woman’s search for the reclusive poet, his muse and the myth of eternal love, culminating in The Poet’s Secret, 2010 RWA Golden Heart Finalist (romantic suspense).

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